...but beautifully formed

As JD's already lowered the tone with his golden globes reference I won't feel too guilty about sharing with you the name of my chum Peter's boss (and yes, it's genuine – it appears on my chum's pay cheque and I never joke about money): SM Allcock.

I have asked Peter to ask the boss if his parents have a dodgy sense of humour; sadly it seems Mr Allcock is so fed up with having the urine extracted that the subject is verboten.