Kate Winslet has a lovely pair of Golden Globes

All of the papers here in the UK seem to have covered Kate Winslet's recent awards wins, and I can only assume that they were dissuaded by the tearfulness of her acceptance speeches and the relative modesty of her attire from making crude references to her 'lovely pair of Golden Globes'.

I'm only saying because it's not like the tabloids to miss an innuendo.



However the internet never lets me down:

• Kate Winslet's Golden Globes (That's Not What We Meant!)

• Kate Winslet Boasts a Pair of Golden Globes

• Kate Winslet's Two Spectacular Golden Globes

And so on...