London Lite and £4m notes

Yes, it's time to mock free London newspaper London Lite again. This time I was amused by a headline regarding a 'gang of cash conterfeiters': "Prison for £4m notes cheats".

If I received a £4m note in my change, or indeed from the cash machine, I would probably assume it was counterfeit...

Later in the story, we are told:

Ringleader Kenneth Howe, 35, of Rainham, was arrested after he tried to outrun police cars and two helicopters

Clever boy all round is our Kenneth.