Corporate speak extraordinaire

My colleague - in fact, Apus' successor, whom I have been trying to talk into contributing to this blog almost since the day he joined - came across this piece of corporate-speak within a quote in some copy submitted to our magazine:

It represents the coming together of two dynamic organisations with a shared vision of creating an imaginative and vibrant remarketing group with the skills base that will challenge the status quo on the global stage

I could name the speaker, but I'm not sure he deserves the recognition...

(By the way, I now have Internet access at home, so the timings of my posts may become somewhat less predictable as I no longer have to write from work. Good news for my boss.)