In a one-page feature, the paper "asks columnists to imagine what their lives would be like in a parallel universe". Nicola Methven of 'Nicola Methven's TV Land' (pictured) starts her answer by saying:
Apparently we could all be living an infinitesimal number of parallel lives in an infinitesimal number of universes.
Em, I think you mean 'infinite' rather than 'infinitesimal' (extremely small).
The Mirror also has the same article online, complete with error.