Shop signs can be irritating, not least the misuse of apostrophes, but some shopkeepers are to be commended on their signs.
For example, when the buffet at Balham station in South London is closed the sign on the door reads "Shut happens".
And the florist near the Engine Room's top secret base is boosting his pre-Christmas turnover by flogging some rather jolly stuffed penguins under the sign: "A penguin's for life, not just for Christmas – unless you're a polar bear, in which case a penguin might be for lunch."
The ambiguous Oxford comma
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