Smithisms

One of our sales reps is renowned for his interesting turn of phrase and ability to mangle idioms. For your pleasure, here are a few his best expressions from over the years:

• A bit old in the tooth and green behind the ears

• He's ruffled my cage

• He's as sharp as a button

• What's the point in shooting yourself in the back?

• I wouldn't trust them with a bargepole

• I bet he's spitting chips