It looks like business-speak isn't limited to the US and the UK: Roz has written in with some examples heard during a one-hour 'Dialogue Day' session at the Australian Taxation Office. Here they are, with Roz's comments in brackets.
- Key strategies (why can't they use some synonyms for 'key'?)
- ...sessions around delivery plans (whatever happened to 'about' or 'regarding' or 'concerning'?)
- Cascade down corporate messages (well, cascades don't often go up do they?)
- Efficiencies made to business (how do you 'make' an efficiency?)
- Impacting on all the messages out there
- A deliberate service model (what – as opposed to an accidental one?)
- Sophisticated profiling and risk
- The tax agent community (yeah, there's probably an axe-murdering community too. Everything has a community these days)
- Base tenants (I think the $120,000-per-year idiot meant tenets)
- Capability-building projects
Thanks for those, Roz. 'Level playing field' is one that often appears in our publication
; we hear all sorts of gubbins about 'communities'; and 'impacting' is one of my personal bugbears. So I feel your pain...