The Engine Room's top 10 posts from 2009

Here are The Engine Room's 10 most popular posts from 2009 (according to Google Analytics):

1. Police seize nipple clamps in council offices
2. Have fun with homonyms!
3. The Apprentice and Lorraine Tighe's eyes
4. Yao Guai Bear!
5. Timothy Taylor steak and ale pie
6. Due to the bad weather
7. Six-yearly, bi-monthly, every two months
8. Beware the escalator of death
9. Word of the day: bustitution
10. Google Maps wants me to swim to Glasgow

So - reality TV, pies, Xbox games, portmanteaux and funny pics. You lot have very similar tastes to me...