Showing posts with label polla. Show all posts
Showing posts with label polla. Show all posts

Nursing Times: sexual relationship poll

It's misleading statistics time again today. A Nursing Times poll reports that:

Up to 16% [of nurses] said they knew of a colleague who had started a sexual relationship with a patient during the time that person was in their care

This was reported in one of the free London papers as "one in six nurses...". Somehow that makes it sound even worse (never mind the fact that one in six is actually nearer 17%).

But however you present it, the figure is actually pretty low. After all, the poll isn't saying that one in six nurses has started a sexual relationship with a patient, but that one in six nurses knows of a colleague who has. And how many colleagues does a nurse have – 10? 20? 50? Over the course of a career, that figure must easily run into hundreds (after all, the poll doesn't specify 'current colleague'). The chances are that if it was at all common for nurses to start sexual relationships with patients, almost every nurse would know at least one colleague who had done so.

Or looking at it another way, the vast majority of nurses have never known a single colleague who started a sexual relationship with a patient. Conclusion: either it is very uncommon for nurses to have sex with their patients, or they just do it on the sly...

Spanish: dos servicios

Biggest language blunder while on holiday in Spain: confusing 'dos cervezas' with 'dos servicios' – yes, I went into a bar and asked for two toilets instead of two beers.

I then compounded my error: attributing the barman's look of confusion to my poor Spanish accent, I repeated my request several times, each time slightly more loudly and clearly.

I never did get my 'dos servicios'.

Two please – large ones

It's just fortunate that, before I left the UK for Spain, one of our reporters took me aside and warned me not to confuse 'pollo' with 'polla'...