Boris Johnson versus the travellers

So here in London we have a new mayor, the floppy-haired Conservative Boris Johnson (pictured below). I didn't vote for him. And yesterday's London Lite gave a good reason why I was right not to do so:

The Mayor has already announced plans to ban travellers from drinking alcohol on the Tube and to begin installing airport-style scanners in stations

I dunno, he's only been mayor two minutes and he's already picking on the Pavees...

Fighting: not just for drunks

Earlier this week I saw some kind of government health and safety poster with the following advice:

There are some things you only do when drunk. Fighting shouldn't be one of them.

It was in a bar in Borough, London, and I don't think it was meant ironically. Strangely it seems to suggest that you shouldn't only fight when drunk - you should fight at other times as well...

Who wants a scrap?