Showing posts with label SM Allcock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SM Allcock. Show all posts

...but beautifully formed

As JD's already lowered the tone with his golden globes reference I won't feel too guilty about sharing with you the name of my chum Peter's boss (and yes, it's genuine – it appears on my chum's pay cheque and I never joke about money): SM Allcock.

I have asked Peter to ask the boss if his parents have a dodgy sense of humour; sadly it seems Mr Allcock is so fed up with having the urine extracted that the subject is verboten.