Another painful segue

The presenters on Mrs A's favourite house selling show are a constant source of delight. This morning's programme came from the seaside – Plymouth, to be precise. A city, we were told, "with a proud maritime history... and we'll be examining a flotilla of semis!" Quick, someone, call the word police...

Eye-watering segue

Culled from Mrs Apus's favourite house buying TV programme:

Vincent van Gogh came to Ramsgate to paint and Karl Marx came here to write. But neither were known as fans of retail therapy, and that’s a pity because today we’re going into the retail centre of town...