Tube 'too hot for cattle'

According to today's Evening Standard, the London Underground is currently "too hot for cattle":

Evening Standard billboard

That's a shame, because cows love travelling on the Tube.

Incidentally, a couple of the broadsheets ran a similar story back in 2002. At least The Guardian took the unusual approach of putting commuters in a cattle truck.

I'd still rather see cows on the Tube, though.

1 comment:

Stan said...

Great line! Presumably the tube is also too orangey for crows.