Spotted an interesting headline on the front page of the London Lite last night.
The headline, under a big picture of Jade Goody, was "JADE: FEARS JACK IS ABOUT TO BE JAILED".
To which the obvious answer is: "I bet she doesn't, she's been dead for two days."
I know what they were trying to do with this, but I can't help thinking it backfired a bit!
Ah yes, but you forget that Jade Goody still lives – "in the hearts of the people".
Apologies to anyone reading this who has never heard of Jade Goody.