Scam emails: motherless baby's home

I know Apus likes email scams and their telltale strange use of English, so the following extract (from an email I received entitled 'DEAR BELOVED FRIEND') is for him.

I am Mrs. Gloria Caldwell from LONDON, I am 58 years old, I am deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the breast, which also affected my brain. From all indication my condition is really deteriorating, and my doctors have courageously advised me that I may not live beyond the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has reached a critical stage. I was brought up in a motherless baby's home

I love that – 'motherless baby's home' instead of orphanage. And how courageous of the doctors to advise her that she is about to die.


I suppose I should show more sympathy, seeing as Gloria is from LONDON like me...