Wednesday 25 April 2007

Black museum

JD and I keep a record of the more memorable solecisms submitted by the writers in our care. We call it the black museum; here are some recent arrivals:

armed gunmen
today’s modern engines
Inside, the interior has been dramatically revised
after carrying out evaluation trials
general consensus
anti-smoking bans
32 million metric tonnes
he was acquitted of a joint conspiracy
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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous27 April 2007 at 13:37

    I'm glad you are not saying who wrote these, as I'm pretty sure on of those came from me. - D

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  2. JD (The Engine Room)27 April 2007 at 13:47

    What, only the one?!

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  3. Anonymous27 April 2007 at 13:53

    The others came from the voices in my head. I had nothing to do with those...really!!

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  4. Anonymous18 July 2007 at 16:40

    A joint conspiracy? Good god! The drugs of the world are uniting against us! (Or, depending on your political viewpoint, large, choice lumps of meat).

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