Clutchslip forwarded on this amusing screengrab from the thisiscrawley.co.uk website ("brought to you by Crawley News").
As ever, click on the image to see a larger, more legible version.
"Must be a very small church," says Clutchslip.
Slightly more seriously, confusing micro-organisms with micro-organists is a rather strange error. An example of the Cupertino effect, perhaps?
Oh, and here's the offending article:
Council's rubbish decision leaves Crawley pensioner fuming
21 hours ago